classydude:

“this isn’t a competition you guys”

-me in last place

hippiee:

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

duskdragonxiii:

Me whenever im sick: save me osmosis jones you sexy little microscopic blue bitch

thebootydiaries:

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you’re causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

purebred-cats:

Incredible trio!

© Photo by Amy Works

Magical Beasts

when you stare into the void and the void stares back and it’s adorable